"From the corner, Thorin snorted before taking another sip of tea. Only Uncle could still manage to look fierce and royal, Kili thought mournfully, while sipping from a delicate tea cup. He had a feeling his uncle could wear flowers in his hair and still look every bit the fearsome dwarf he was. It just wasn’t fair."

I Will Shelter Your Heart From the Storm

this was so accurate! OMFG 

The episode just ended, she’s been like that for a while.

A Supernatural fan in their natural habitat…

A Supernatural fan in their natural habitat…

beingevil:

kaedith:

hungrylikethewolfie:

nerdybritishwalkergamer:

Gilmli’s impression of Legolas: Inspired by Brave and Tumblr posts about this scene. 

Okay, so am I the only one thinking the best thing about this is the look on Legolas’s face, like, “… oh my god that sounds AMAZING.”

  • Friend: Name...an artist.
  • Me: Beethoven!
  • Other Friend: Mozart!
  • Friend: I hate both of you.

jaiface:

cornflakepizza:

grayson-wayne:

batgirlrising:

The Six Best Superhero Costume Redesigns of All Time - Six by 6

I’m on board with all of this… except one thing.

On no planet is the Spider-Man redesign (which didn’t even stick!) more of an improvement than this:

Or this:

And I’m not sure it’s fair to call Hal Jordan a redesign of Alan Scott, or Barry Allen a redesign of Jay Garrick either…

how the hell did Nightwing not make this list

I mean

seriously

because the discowing suit is miles above the updated nightwing suit (◡✿)

the bare chest (◡✿)

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the implied arrow pointing down (◕✿)

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the deliberately highlighted belly window ()

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Yeah, no, the original discowing costume is hot as hell.  The real improvement we need to talk about happened when we got this:

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after this monstrosity:

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TRUE FRIENDSHIP

  • //I walk in the room with blood stains on the back and front of my shirt. Friend looks at me with wide eyes//
  • Me: Can you....uh...Can you wipe the blood off my back?
  • Her: -runs over- What did you do now?
  • Me: I scratched my back. With scissors.
  • Her: What?! Why?!
  • Me: IT WORKED.
  • Her: YOU'RE BLEEDING.
Pfft!

Pfft!

It’s like an infomercial for cats!

It’s like an infomercial for cats!

"Roommate: WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOUR TOWEL DOESN’T WORK!? THERE’S NO HOTLINE FOR THAT!"

My friend after the towel just spread water everywhere instead of absorbing it like /NORMAL/ Towels!