i express my feelings through other peoples text posts
221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
When people say that homosexuality is too hard for...
mira-of-sassgard: It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.” Because of that gif I read that in Dean’s voice and it was fucking perfect.
acetrainerghirahim: am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day cause when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
I never understood why some guys are inclined to...
lunamuerte: wehidebehindstars: Like… She’s not the only one doing the sex. You are also doing the sex. YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX. HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO. YES YES YES YES
colfersaurusrex: I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
ezioauditoress: im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino
My thoughts on #FreeKate
okellyjaneo: Why do we have laws? Read More
thegirl-inred: toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localised: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why...
stfusexists: faineemae: queenofadodi: Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think...
beneca-crane: fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse. Your adventure is beginning, my friend. If ye had theh chaance teh cheange...
inkerdoodle: When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD
zaess: trying to write the first paragraph of a thing
They threatened me to do the shower scene or else they’d burn all my...– Benedict Cumberbatch (source) CLICK THE SOURCE I’M DYING (via batched)
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
whhoreo: stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea